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These jokes aren't intended to be offensive to anyone at all. If you think you will be offended if you read them...please don't!
Q: Why did the blonde take 16 friends to the movies?
A: Because the sign said under 17 not admitted.
Q: Why did the blonde wreck her car while driving?
A: Because someone told her to drive straight home.
Q: What do you call a fly that flies into a blonde's head?
A: A space invader.
Q: How do you stop a blonde tank driver?
A: Shoot the person pushing the tank.
Q: Why did the blonde die while drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on her.
Q: Why can't blondes dial 911?
A: Because they cant find the eleven on the phone.
Q: What do you call a blonde with one brain cell?
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
Q: What do you call a blonde with more than two brain
cells? A: A golden retriever.
Q: Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: Why did the blonde throw breadcrumbs into the toilet?
A: To feed the "toilet duck".
A blonde wanted to go to the shopping mall, but she missed the number 22 bus. Not wanting to lose time at the mall, she decided to take the number 11 bus twice instead.
Q: What do you hear when a blonde is going through a blinking red light?
A: Vroom! Screech! Vroom! Screech!
Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them!
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