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1. Is your dad a traffic warden? Did he give you a ticket? He must have because have 'fine' written all over you.
2. Oh my God, dreams do come true, you were in my dream and we were together.
3. Here's 20p/a quarter ring your mum and tell her you wont be going home tonight.
4. Get your coat you just pulled.
5. Your dad's a thief because he stole a star from the sky and put it in your eyes.
6. Would you like to have breakfast tomorrow? Should I nudge you or call you?
7. That's a nice shirt...could I talk you out of it?
8. Was it love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
9. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
10. Do you have a library card? Good, cause I wanna check you out!
11. Hey baby, whatdya say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?!
12. Hi! I'm Big Brother, and I've been watching you!
13. Where have you been all my life?
14. When I'm with you, everything's right...I never wanna go wrong.
15. Screw me if I'm wrong...but is your name Veronica Mavis Bertha Green?
16. Hello, is your name Campbell's? Cause you are just...mmm mmm good.
17. The thing is I kinda lost my phone number and so I was wondering would it be possible to have yours?
18. Are you made of caffeine because you kept me up all night?
19. Do you have a name or do you go by beautiful?
20. I've lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?
21. Your lips look like they taste good, may I try them?
22. Are you a thief because you stole my heart?
23. I have a pen, you have a number mix them together and you've got yourself a date.
24. If I faint I want you to give me the mouth to mouth.
25. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
26. Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
27. Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.
28. (Check shirt tag)....Just as I thought, made in heaven.
29. Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous.
30. I'm new in town, could I get directions to your place?
31. Are you ok? Because heaven's a long fall from here.
32. Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
33. If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
34. Your name is Sandra, huh? Can I call you Sandy? Really, what time?
35. That top looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
36. You look better and better each day...and tonight, you look like tomorrow.
37. If I follow you home, will you keep me?
38. Excuse me, ma'am, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
39. You: I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. You: Well then, please start!
40. Pardon me, what pick up line works best with you?
41. Can I see your tan lines?
42. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
43. Are you looking for Mr. Right, or Mr. Right Now?
44. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
45. If God made anything prettier, I hope he kept it for himself.
46. I'm feeling a little off today, would you turn me on?
47. I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
48. Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?(Pull your pockets inside out....)Would you like to?
49. As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you touch my ass? Her: NO. You: Damn.
50. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you looking at my package.
51. Do you sleep on your stomach? (If no) Can I?
52. (lick your finger and then touch his/her shirt). Here, let me help you out of those wet clothes.
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