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Comebacks



Remember....it's all about timing and inflection (when you say it and the way you say it). Some of these lines I collected from books or the Internet. Others I made up myself :)

A headless barbie doll has more personality than you.
Talking to yourself again?
I think you should be saying that to a mirror.
I'm sorry, I think you mistook me for a person who is interested in what you have to say.
I don't give a tiny rat's ass.
I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
So sue me.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
I like you, you remind of when I was young and stupid.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
I'm already visualising the masking tape over your mouth.
How about never, is never good enough for you?
OMG they left your cage door open again?
If I had a face like yours, I'd teach my butt to smile.
Thank you for sharing.
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
Are you a ray of sunshine every day?
You were sent here as a warning to others, weren’t you?

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