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Finish this sentence...



'Give a person a fish and they can eat for a day...' Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
'A problem shared is a problem...' Passed on to people you don't want knowing.
'The sincerest form of flattery is...' Cloning.
'A friend in need is...' Usually annoying.
'A man is known by...' The deodorant he wears.
'A man's home is...' Dirty (if he's single)
'A woman's place is in the....' Senate/Parliament.
'Actions speak louder...' If they involve a heavy object.
'All roads lead to...' Mc Donald's.
'All that glitters is...' Either expensive or tacky.
'Appearances can be...' Disturbing.
'You've made your bed...' Don't lie in it because then you'll have to make it again.
'Boys will be...' P*****.
'Charity begins at...' The charity shop.
'Cleanliness is next too...' Dirtiness.
'Curiosity killed...' The careless person.
'Don't cut off your nose...' You'll look strange.
'Fight fire with...' Water.

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