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You're getting old when...




1. You start saying things like, 'That boy only looks about 6,' when it's actually a 25 year old guy.
2. Everyone else seems to look younger.
3. You play Bingo regularly - and enojy it!
4. you start complaning about taxes and the price of milk.
5.You start saying you're ___ years young instead of years old.
6. You start sentences with, 'In my day...'
7. You cringe when anything post 1985 is played on the radio.
8. You say, 'One day, you'll thank me for this,' at every opportunity.
9. You go to bed no later than 9pm.
10. Whenever anyone takes a second helping of something at dinner, you mumble something about rationing.
11. Your most memorable part of Christmas Day as a kid was the orange and nuts at the bottom of your stocking.
12. You remember the 70s vividly the first time around.
13. You watched the alleged 'moon landing' on TV.
14. You remember when TVs had to heat up before they could be used.
15. You remember when a computer was the size of an entire room.
16. You constantly remind people younger than you how lucky they are not to have to walk 10 miles uphill to school in bare feet and a raging snowstorm.
17. You still believe the Earth is flat.
18. You know the moon is made out of cheese.
19. Knitting seems like a nice, relaxing hobby.
20. You remember when food hadn't been invented.
21. You have to ask someone to repeat what they just said more than 5 times in a row.
22. You say, 'Oh I remember when that was in fashion the very first time. I knew I should've kept all my clothes from 19__ (18__??), then I'd be in fashion again.'
23. You can't remember what day of the week it is off the top of your head.
24. You have nightmares that the Nazis are coming for you.
25. People start sending you birthday cards with jokes about your age.
26. Whenever someone says 'party' to you, you automatically say, 'Hey why don't you have a 70s disco??'
27. Clothes start getting too big for you to wear instead of too small.


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