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You're always hearing about new computer viruses running around. Here are some to watch out for. BEWARE!


• LEWINSKY VIRUS
  --Sucks all the memory out of your computer...then e-mails everyone about what it did.
  
• MIKE TYSON VIRUS
  --Quits after two bytes.
  
• OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS
  --Your 300MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100MB, then slowly expands to 200MB.
  
• DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS
  --Deletes all old files.
  
• ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS
  --Disks can no longer be inserted.
  
• DISNEY VIRUS
  --Everything in your computer goes Goofy.
  
• PROZAC VIRUS
  --Screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.
  
• JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS
  --Only attacks minor files.
  
• ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS
  --Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BAAAAAAAK.
  
  From Jokecenter.com

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