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Before you start

Points to remember:

• If you have a problem with any of my tutorials, please click here.
  
  
• I'm not a tutorial machine, I'm a person. And I'm a person with very little time on my hands so please be polite if you request a tutorial and remember it might take me a while to get round to it if it's long and complicated and I don't have the time :D
  
  
• You MUST link me. I can't stress that enough. If you use my tutorials in any way, shape or form then please do. You can get a button here, or a text link is fine. No matter what tutorial you're using, there'll be a button code at the bottom. Just copy and paste the code into a page on your site. I know I can't force you to link me, but it's basic ettiquette, and then other people can use my tutorials too :)
  
  
• This might sound obvious but DON'T copy my tutorials word for word. Please make sure they aren't similar either. Don't use any of my images in your tutorials. They are mine (selfish aren't I?), and took a long time to create.
  
  
• Follow each tutorial in a logical, step-by-step fashion. Don't just skim the tutorial, assume it's too complicated and ask me for help. If you get stuck on a step, try and think it through or if something turns out wrong, go back to where you think you started to go wrong and repeat.
  
  
• If you ask me for help with one of my tutorials, I'll ask you which step you got stuck on. So make sure you did actually try to use my tutorial because I don't have time for lazy people who can't be bothered reading instructions properly. Nor do I have time for people who can't click a link and download something.
  
  

Sorry to sound bitchy, but I get a lot of emails from time-wasters and people who don't even try to work stuff out on their own.
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